A Mans Morning

I am a pretty avid redditor. The other day on the subreddit everyman should know there was a post about what a real mans morning is. Below is my take on a mans morning.

Hear toddler crying.
Pry eyes open and shlep to toddlers room.
Calm toddler and change diaper.
Milk
Contemplate shower.
Skip shower.
Usher wife and toddler into big jacked up Land Cruiser. Vroom!
Take toddler to daycare.
Starbucks with the wife.
Get into town and realize that I forgot a clients project at the house.
30min drive back to house for client project.
30min drive back to town to deliver client project.
Wait 30min for client to arrive.

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